I'm in the elevator at the apartment building in Paris. A kid, maybe 12, jumps in and says, "Five, please."Me: Do I look that American?
Him: Oh, yes.
Me: Would it help if I purchased some French clothes?
Him: Yes, but not today. The best stores are closed.
I grew to hate croissants.
The gay quarter in Paris is also the traditional orthodox Jewish quarter.
A 400-square-foot apartment in a decent area costs about $900K.
Some French cigarette packages warn that smoking reduces sperm count.
A dog died on the train to Giverny.
The WC in the apartment was 1 meter square.
Monet and his pals were party animals.
Baby pig prepared bain marie is flavorful yet retains its uncooked texture.
I purchased six gallons of diesel fuel for $60.
