So I'm having a quiet drink at a bar and a couple of guys from New York sit down and launch into the "you can't get a decent bagel/pizza/pastrami sandwich in California" thing, including the worn out "surfer dude" imitation.Typical New Yorker - walks into a place full of drunks and announces, "I'm a jerk and I hate everyone here."
These same bozos headline their online personal ads "New York City Native Here." Sorry homes, you've just labeled yourself as loud, obnoxious, patronizing and dumb. Why dumb? Only other people from New York will respond so you just eliminated 99.99 percent of the California dating pool. (Almost as bad are the ones who post "East Coast Native," which translates into, "I'm as annoying as a New Yorker, but not remotely as interesting.")
Instead of deporting hard-working hotel maids trying to feed their families, the homeland security people should round up all the New Yorkers in California and drop them off on Ellis Island for redistribution.
Maybe then I could finish my organic, artichoke-infused martini in peace.
2 comments:
"Forget the Illegals"
==> You mean undocumented not illegal, right????
What is the difference when you look at the laws and regulations in place -- whether anyone thinks them right or wrong?
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